Butcher's Shop

My wife went to the butchers,
Just the finest meats in town.
Brisket, flank, and tenderloin,
Were famous all around.

Top quality of meat she knew,
Always brings the highest price.
Be it short ribs, roast, filet,
Or only Tips on rice.

The shop was packed with buyers,
They had a super sale,
She was sold in twenty minutes,
My percent will come by mail!