The Kelly Gets Even Stories
Joe (
) wrote some stories about Kelly and her cheating husband. I
later edited them for him. Here are the edited version. For now, the original
versions are in Kristen's Archive, but they'll be updated.
Cassie's Lips
(MF, cons) 4KB (Just under 300 words)
by Spline Duck
I saw a relative's photos on the internet. They started the thoughts
that became this story for the grand reopening of ASSM.
Here's Celeste's review of "Cassie's Lips":
This is a very, very short but complete story. It's an epiphany of sorts. The
story leaves a lot to the imagination. Imagine that.
Ratings for "Cassie's Lips"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
Apparatus
(F-solo, MF, cons, SciFi kindof) 3500 words
by Spline Duck
A woman tests her computer-geek friend's experiment. All does not
go smoothly, but the results are satisfying.
Grass
(MF, cons, SciFi) 6000 words
by Spline Duck
A rescue mission by INTERSEX to a distant planet goes astray.
Can't, Won't
(MF, cons) 2600 words
by Spline Duck
Here's Celeste's review of "Can't, Won't":
The story begins with the narrator engaged in a passionate pickup at the
local small-town pub. Once the victim is hot to trot, she informs him that he
has to fuck her roommate; but she promises to make it interesting and
worthwhile for him.
The basic idea is that our narrator has been sort of hyperactive on the
sexual scene and needs to withdraw and get some space for herself. Her
roommate, on the other hand, is a somewhat overweight lady, who is horny as
hell but can't get laid. So they work out the strategy by which the narrator
picks 'em up and the roommie beds 'em.
Ratings for "Can't, Won't"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 9.5
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 9.5
Stargazing
(FF-solo, MF, cons) 4100 words
by Spline Duck
I had nearly completed this story when the grand reopening of
ASSM was announced. I immediately sent it in to celebrate.
Here's Celeste's review of "Stargazing":
This is a really sexy FF story. The author nicely combines current events with
reminiscences about the past to achieve a really sensuous impact.
The basic plot centers around two friends lying outside and watching
the stars, while they playact their old times together -- the times of
their youth when they explored their emerging sexuality together. This
very nice setup is followed by some even nicer twists.
Ratings for "Stargazing"
Athena (technical quality): 10
Venus (plot & character): 10
Celeste (appeal to reviewer): 10
In the Darkest Place
(MF-kindof, cons, SciFi) 3500 words
by Spline Duck
Originally written as part of Malinov's Solstice invitation, it never made it
into that opus. Once again, representatives of INTERSEX screw up a recording
that should have been easy, but things go wrong in the depths of a castle.
Give the Lady a Big Hand
(MF, cons, SciFi, not much sex) 3500 words
by Spline Duck
Representatives of INTERSEX go on a cultural recording trip. They have a
little
indiscretion that reveals something about their hosts. (Just a bit of sex)