This is an ADULT website, containing fictional depictions of highly graphic sex involving many fetishic practices. It is not suitable for any young person, or adults of a conventional sexual outlook.
Just an ordinary family next door
The ordinary is more extraordinary than we think. The frightening faces of "sex monsters" are always so unexceptional, as they look back at you from lurid tabloid headlines. And neighbours always say what a nice quiet polite man he was, always said "Good Morning" to you; as the white smocked Scene of Crime Officers pull body bag after body bag out from underneath the cellar.
Only it never quite looks that exciting as you look down your own the road and try and imagine the people you know carrying-on some depraved hanky-panky.
Which is funny really, because all those girls in all those porn videos, all those girls photographed showing their gynaecological glory to the world – sometimes with piss, shit and vomit covering their pretty faces. And all of those working women in gentlemen's clubs, escort agencies, massage parlours or just working the streets. All of them, millions of them - they all have mums and dads, and ordinary homes. OK, some of those homes might be broken or foster ones. But loads of them are just ordinary, like the ones round by you.
And don't even get me started on the millions and millions of men and increasingly women happily wanking themselves stupid as they use the Internet to hoover up a world of sexual depravity unavailable to them locally.
So if I say I'm just normal, the mother of an ordinary family. I'm not being immodest or coy … well not much. I'm just saying that we are very ordinary, but caught up in the passion of depraved sex, which itself is more ordinary than people like to admit, just like you are.
Well not that ordinary
Not that I want to sell us short. I am a pretty attractive late-thirties blonde with a slim figure, pointy tits and a pointed wit. I have a beautiful teenage daughter and a handsome young son, a hunky husband, a sexy sister and a well buffed brother-in-law. Not to mention several sexy friends and work colleagues.
Actually, pretty global
I get about half-a-million visitors a year, downloading over five million page downloads. That's about 0.005 of the entire world's population. Without advertising.
Well it impresses me. You can't all be perverts, can you? How many extraordinary people does it take before something becomes ordinary?
What's What
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