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Stranger
in a Strange Story
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Matthew
1:1
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In the beginning there was a great nothing
and it had to be filled with an American seeking a job
in England. Such was Matt placed in the path of Harriet.
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Matthew 1:2
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And upon this situation was placed a
sister. This sister was not only his blood, but his lover.
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Matthew 1:3
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And there shall be homophobia and with
the homophobia shall go a man trying to keep from being
labeled.
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Matthew 1:4
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Beware the dreams of man, for he is dangerous
and horny and someone is likely to get fucked.
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Matthew 1:5
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And when he had created woman, he decided
to make them young and have this urge to go out and make
men act stupid.
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Matthew 1:6
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And there shall be all manner of creatures
and he shall watch over them and hope that his creations
are smart enough not to screw with the wrong ones.
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Matthew 1:7
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And women shall tempt him and want to
play games and he shall get hard-ons and want to fuck
woman.
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Matthew 1:8
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And men shall create business and thus
act like greedy morons, upon which smart ones can become
brave and get lucky with women.
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Matthew 1:9
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The beasts of the world shall make themselves
known and the beast shall have a name.
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Matthew 1:10
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The only way they shall remember shall
be through dreams.
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Matthew
1:11
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Man shall know the flesh of woman and
if there are two women, then he shall rejoice and praise
the names of all heaven!
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NEW! Matthew
1:12
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Woman shall also come in the form of
a demon.
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NEW! Matthew
1:13
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Hell hath no fury...
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